Champers 210 High Street, Swansea. SA1 1PE. Tel: (01792) 655622

Opening Times Open daily at 1.00pm

Closing times Monday to Wednesday - Midnight Thursday - 1am Friday to Sunday - 2am 'Buy 3 qualifying drinks b4 7pm and get the 4th absolutely free!

CHAMPERS & CLUB 2,TEN: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW - Week Ending 21st Feb 2010

AMBER DEXTROUS / KARAOKE & WHEEL OF FORTUNE / MISS LINDA'S SATURDAY NIGHT MADNESS ★ WEDNESDAY 17TH FEB ★ CHAMPERS – Join Amber @ 10.30pm. CLUB 2,TEN: CABARET WITH AMBER DEXTROUS @ MIDNIGHT Open 11pm-3am , All Inclusive Bar All night!! – Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £800!!! (Make sure you’re in Champers on Sunday @ 9pm for the draw - if your name is picked and you are not there to claim the cash, it rolls over to next week!!) ➞ IF YOU LOOK UNDER 25 CARRY I.D. TO PROVE YOU ARE OVER 18 Passport, Driving Licence or Validate LAST TRAIN FROM SWANSEA ➞ BRISTOL 03.48HRS (via Cardiff) __________________________________ ______________________ ★ THURSDAY 18TH FEB ★ CHAMPERS - KARAOKE with MISS LINDA AND LUCY-LOU – Not only great drink deals at the bar, but 2 for the price of 1 on our drag hosts! Double trouble with Lucy AND Linda!! from 9pm – Also Free punch and shots, and play Lucy & Linda’s Wheel of Fortune for extra special drink deals!! ➞ IF YOU LOOK UNDER 25 CARRY I.D. TO PROVE YOU ARE OVER 18 Passport, Driving Licence or Validate __________________________________ ______________________ ★ FRIDAY 19TH FEB ★ CHAMPERS - Open till midnight. CLUB 2,TEN: Open 11pm – 3am with the amazing DJ Grex on the Decks!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £750!!! (Make sure you’re in Champers on Sunday @ 9pm for the draw - if your name is picked and you are not there to claim the cash, it rolls over to next week!!) ➞ IF YOU LOOK UNDER 25 CARRY I.D. TO PROVE YOU ARE OVER 18 Passport, Driving Licence or Validate LAST TRAIN FROM SWANSEA ➞ BRISTOL 03.56HRS (via Cardiff) __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SATURDAY 20TH FEB ★ CHAMPERS – Join Drag host & DJ Miss Linda for the pre-club party from 9pm!! CLUB 2,TEN – ALL WE WILL SAY IS THIS.. GET IN THE QUEUE EARLY!!!!!! Top DJ Stevie D at your service!!!!!! (Next week DECADANCE RETURN)!! Open from 11pm – 4am - All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus Access All Areas, 2 rooms, 2 all inc. Bars, hot food from midnight, heated/sheltered smoking area. ➞ IF YOU LOOK UNDER 25 CARRY I.D. TO PROVE YOU ARE OVER 18 Passport, Driving Licence or Validate LAST TRAIN FROM SWANSEA ➞ BRISTOL 04.30HRS (via Cardiff) __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SUNDAY 21ST FEB ★ CHAMPERS - Open until midnight. Plus join Lee @ 9pm for Club 2,Ten’s FREE WEEKLY PRIZE DRAW!! The winner must be present to claim the cash, otherwise it rolls over to next week and increases by £50!! ➞ IF YOU LOOK UNDER 25 CARRY I.D. TO PROVE YOU ARE OVER 18 Passport, Driving Licence or Validate LAST TRAIN FROM SWANSEA ➞ BRISTOL 03.58HRS (via Cardiff) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> DATES FOR YOUR DIARY<< WED 17TH FEB – AMBER (2,TEN) WED 24th FEB – MARCIA (2,TEN) THUR 25TH FEB – ‘SLEAZE’ – MEN ONLY WITH STRIPPER (2,TEN) SAT 27TH FEB – DECADANCE (2,TEN) SUN 28TH FEB – JANUARY REES (CHAMPERS) FRI 5TH MAR - TINA SPARKLE (FINGERS CROSSED) FRI 12TH MAR - TINA SPARKLE (CHAMPERS & 2,TEN) SUN 14TH MAR - CC SWAN (CHAMPERS) FRI 19 MAR - TINA SPARKLE (CHAMPERS & 2,TEN) SUN 21ST MAR - CERI DUPREE (L&Ls SHOW BAR) THUR 25TH MAR - T.I.T.S - WOMEN ONLY WITH STRIPPER (2,TEN) FRI 26TH MAR - TINA SPARKLE (CHAMPERS & 2,TEN) SAT 27TH MAR - DECADANCE (2,TEN) SUN 28TH MAR - JANUARY REES (L&Ls SHOW BAR)

CHAMPERS & CLUB 2,TEN: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW - Week Ending 7th Feb 2010

TINA SPARKLE / DR. BEV / WALES vs ENGLAND / NEW ALL INC.SUNDAYS! ★ WEDNESDAY 3RD FEB ★ CHAMPERS – Join Tina @ 10.30pm. CLUB 2,TEN: CABARET WITH TINA SPARKLE @ MIDNIGHT Open 11pm-3am , All Inclusive Bar All night!! – Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £750!!! (Make sure you’re in Champers on Sunday @ 9pm for the draw - if your name is picked and you are not there to claim the cash, it rolls over to next week!!) LAST TRAIN FROM SWANSEA ➞ BRISTOL 03.48HRS (via Cardiff) __________________________________ ______________________ ★ THURSDAY 4TH FEB ★ CHAMPERS - KARAOKE with MISS LINDA AND LUCY-LOU – Not only great drink deals at the bar, but 2 for the price of 1 on our drag hosts! Double trouble with Lucy AND Linda!! from 9pm – Also Free punch and shots, and play Lucy & Linda’s Wheel of Fortune for extra special drink deals!! __________________________________ ______________________ ★ FRIDAY 5TH FEB ★ CHAMPERS - Join Dr. Bev @ 10.30pm! CLUB 2,TEN: CABARET WITH DR. BEV BALL CRUSHER @ MIDNIGHT Open 11pm – 3am with the amazing DJ Grex on the Decks!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £750!!! (Make sure you’re in Champers on Sunday @ 9pm for the draw - if your name is picked and you are not there to claim the cash, it rolls over to next week!!) LAST TRAIN FROM SWANSEA ➞ BRISTOL 03.56HRS (via Cardiff) __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SATURDAY 6TH FEB ★ CHAMPERS 5PM - WALES vs ENGLAND LIVE on our plasma screens. CHAMPERS EVE – Join Drag host & DJ Miss Linda for the pre-club party from 9pm!! CLUB 2,TEN – ALL WE WILL SAY IS THIS.. GET IN THE QUEUE EARLY!!!!!! Top DJ Stevie D at your service!!!!!! Open from 11pm – 4am - All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus Access All Areas, 2 rooms, 2 all inc. Bars, hot food from midnight, heated/sheltered smoking area. LAST TRAIN FROM SWANSEA ➞ BRISTOL 04.30HRS (via Cardiff) __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SUNDAY 7TH FEB ★ Join Lee @ 9pm for Club 2,Ten’s FREE WEEKLY PRIZE DRAW!! The winner must be present to claim the cash, otherwise it rolls over to next week and increases by £50!! CLUB 2,TEN: ALL INCLUSIVE SUNDAYS - THE CHEESE PARTY!! Open 11pm – 2am with the amazing DJ Grex on the Decks!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £750!!! LAST TRAIN FROM SWANSEA ➞ BRISTOL 03.58HRS (via Cardiff) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> DATES FOR YOUR DIARY<< WED 3RD FEB – TINA SPARKLE (2,TEN) FRI 5TH FEB – DR. BEV (2,TEN) SAT 6TH FEB - 6 NATIONS WALES vs ENGLAND 5PM KO (CHAMPERS) WED 10TH FEB – JOLENE DOVER SUN 14TH FEB – CERI DUPREE (L&LS) WED 17TH FEB – AMBER (2,TEN) FRI 19TH FEB – TINA SPARKLE (2,TEN) WED 24th FEB – MARCIA (2,TEN) THUR 25TH FEB – ‘SLEAZE’ – MEN ONLY NIGHT (2,TEN) SAT 27TH FEB – DECADANCE (2,TEN) SUN 28TH FEB – JANUARY REES (CHAMPERS)

AT A GLANCE GUIDE TO WHATS ON THIS W/END @ CHAMPERS & CLUB 2,TEN (W/E 24th JAN)

CC SWAN / MARCIA / WENDY KANE / TINA SPARKLE / DUELING DJS!!!! ★ WEDNESDAY 27TH JAN ★ CHAMPERS – Join MARCIA from 10.30pm. CLUB 2,TEN: CABARET WITH MARCIA @ MIDNIGHT Open 11pm-3am , All Inclusive Bar All night!! – Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £700!!! (Make sure you’re in Champers on Sunday @ 9pm for the draw - if your name is picked and you are not there to claim the cash, it rolls over to next week!!) __________________________________ ______________________ ★ THURSDAY 28TH JAN ★ CHAMPERS - KARAOKE with MISS LINDA AND LUCY-LOU – Not only great drink deals at the bar, but 2 for the price of 1 on our drag hosts! Double trouble with Lucy AND Linda!! from 9pm – Also Free punch and shots, and playLucy & Linda’s Wheel of Fortune for extra special drink deals!! __________________________________ ______________________ ★ FRIDAY 29TH JAN ★ CHAMPERS PRESENTS: WENDY KANE!! (Call and reserve a table today               01792-655622         01792-655622) CLUB 2,TEN: CABARET WITH TINA SPARKLE @ MIDNIGHT Open 11pm – 3am with the amazing DJ Grex on the Decks!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £700!!! (Make sure you’re in Champers on Sunday @ 9pm for the draw - if your name is picked and you are not there to claim the cash, it rolls over to next week!!) __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SATURDAY 30TH JANUARY ★ CHAMPERS – Join Drag host & DJ Miss Linda for the pre-club party from 9pm!! CLUB 2,TEN – ‘MAGNIFICENT DUELING DJs’ - Top DJs battle it out for a place in YOUR DJ Heaven!! Open from 11pm – 4am - All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus Access All Areas, 2 rooms, 2 all inc. Bars, hot food from midnight, heated/sheltered smoking area. __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SUNDAY 31ST JANUARY ★ CHAMPERS PRESENTS: THE RETURN OF CC SWAN!! A specially themed ‘Priscilla QOTD’ party! Come in Priscilla FANCY DRESS!! Call and reserve a table today               01792-655622         01792-655622 Plus @ 9pm Club 2,Ten’s FREE WEEKLY PRIZE DRAW is drawn!! The winner must be present to claim the cash, otherwise it rolls over to next week and increases by £50!! CLUB 2,TEN: ALL INCLUSIVE SUNDAYS - THE LAUNCH PARTY!! Open 11pm – 2am with the amazing DJ Grex on the Decks!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £700!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> DATES FOR YOUR DIARY<< WED 27TH – MARCIA (2,TEN) FRI 29TH JAN – WENDY KANE (Champers) FRI 29TH JAN – TINA SPARKLE (2,TEN) SUN 31ST JAN – CC SWAN PRISCILLA QOTD SHOW (Champers) SUN 31ST JAN - £10 ALL INCLUSIVE SUNDAYS LAUNCH (2,TEN) WED 3RD FEB – TINA SPARKLE (2,TEN) FRI 5TH FEB – DR. BEV (2,TEN) WED 10TH FEB – JOLENE DOVER SUN 14TH FEB – CERI DUPREE (L&LS) WED 17TH FEB – AMBER (2,TEN) FRI 19TH FEB – WENDY KANE (CHAMPERS) FRI 19TH FEB – TINA SPARKLE (2,TEN) WED 24th FEB – MARCIA (2,TEN) THUR 25TH FEB – ‘SLEAZE’ – MEN ONLY NIGHT (2,TEN) SAT 27TH FEB – DECADANCE (2,TEN) SUN 28TH FEB – JANUARY REES (CHAMPERS)

CHAMPERS PRESENTS: WENDY KANE - FRIDAY 29TH JANUARY

AT A GLANCE GUIDE TO WHATS ON THIS W/END @ CHAMPERS & CLUB 2,TEN (W/E 17th JAN)

A slightly long message we know.. :/ But it covers EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW and we won't bother you again for another week lol!! ★ WEDNESDAY ★ CHAMPERS – Open 1pm till midnight CLUB 2,TEN – Open 11pm till 3am, All Inclusive Bar All night!! – Plus Cabaret from AMBER DEXTROUS @ MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!! Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £600!!! __________________________________ ______________________ ★ THURSDAY ★ CHAMPERS - Open 1pm till midnight KARAOKE with MISS LINDA from 9pm – And this week is no ordinary week.. It's Linda's PYJAMA PARTY!! Free punch and shots, plus play Linda’s Wheel of Fortune for extra special drink deals!! __________________________________ ______________________ ★ FRIDAY ★ CHAMPERS – WENDY KANE!! On stage 10pm CLUB 2,TEN – Open11pm – 3am with the amazing DJ Grex on the Decks!! Plus Cabaret from TINA SPARKLE @ MIDNIGHT!!!!!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £600!!! __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SATURDAY ★ CHAMPERS – Join Drag host Miss Linda for the pre-club party!! CLUB 2,TEN – Open from 11pm – 4am with Stevie D on the decks!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus Access All Areas, 2 rooms, 2 all inc. Bars, hot food from midnight, heated/sheltered smoking area. __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SUNDAY ★ CHAMPERS – Open 1pm till midnight >> DATES FOR YOUR DIARY<< FRIDAY 29TH JAN – WENDY KANE (Champers) SUNDAY 31ST JAN – CC SWAN PRISCILLA QOTD SHOW (Champers) SUNDAY 31ST JAN - £10 ALL INCLUSIVE SUNDAYS LAUNCH (2,TEN) SUNDAY 14TH FEB – CERI DUPREE VALENTINES SHOW (L&Ls Show Bar) THURS 25TH FEB - MEN ONLY (CLUB 2,TEN) SUNDAY 28TH FEB – JANUARY REES (L&Ls Show Bar) MONDAY 1ST MAR - £10 ALL INCLUSIVE MONDAYS LAUNCH (2,TEN) THURS 25TH MAR - GIRLS ONLY (CLUB 2,TEN) __________________________________ ______________________ LAST WEEKS PRIZE DRAW WINNER ➟ COLIN FREEMAN HAS WON £550!! ~ ~ ! ! ! BUT WAS NOT PRESENT TO CLAIM THE PRIZE ! ! ! ➟ Therefore the cash rolls over and stands at £600!! ☆ Every customer visiting Club 2,Ten on a Wednesday and a Friday, have the chance to enter a FREE PRIZE DRAW to win CASH!! ☆ When you arrive at the club, you are issued with a unique voucher, which you exchange at the bar for your first drink - Simply enter your full name and telephone number on this voucher and you will be automatically entered into a free prize draw, to win cash! ☆ Visit us on a Wednesday and a Friday in the same week, and be entered into that weeks draw twice! ☆ The draw takes place in Champers every Sunday @ 9pm – BUT YOU MUST BE PRESENT to claim the cash – If you are not present, it rolls over to the next week! ★ DRAW TAKES PLACE EVERY SUNDAY IN CHAMPERS @ 9PM ★ TO CLAIM THE CASH YOU MUST BE PRESENT – THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE MISSED OUT.. 6th November – KEN DAVIES was not present to claim £100 13th November – SAMMY TIERNAN was not present to claim £150 20th November - LAURA COOK was not present to claim £200 27th November - JO DAVIES was not present to claim £250 4th December – EMMA PHILLIPS was not present to claim £300 13th December – IAN EDWARDS was not present to claim £350 20th December – JESS HUGHS was not present to claim £400 27th December - DARREN PITT was not present to claim £450 3rd January - PETER LEWIS was not present to claim £500 10th January - COLIN FREEMAN was not present to claim £550 __________________________________ _____________________ N.E.W. A.L.L. I.N.C.L.U.S.I.V.E. N.I.G.H.T.S. ☆ 2009 was a very good year for Club 2,Ten – Our loyal customer base has grown, month on month and Club 2,Ten is well and truly thriving. Some of the highlights of 2009 include Amanda Wilson (Freemasons), Kelly Llorenna, Decadance, numerous themed Foam Parties, Several guest DJ’s, plus we were the official Host of the Swansea Pride parties.. ☆ And 2010 is set to be even bigger and better!! ★★☆ N.E.W. A.L.L. I.N.C.L.U.S.I.V.E. N.I.G.H.T.S. ☆★★ ★ ALL INCLUSIVE SUNDAYS LAUNCHES 31st JANUARY 11-4AM (FREE BAR ALL NIGHT)! ★ ALL INCLUSIVE MONDAYS LAUNCHES 1st MARCH 11-4AM (FREE BAR ALL NIGHT)! ★ ALL INCLUSIVE MEN ONLY ‘S.L.E.A.Z.E’ Returns on Thursday 25th February - Then every other month (Last Thursday every other month and always includes a hot Male Stripper) ★ ALL INCLUSIVE WOMEN ONLY ‘T.I.T.S’ Returns on Thursday 25th March - Then every other month (Last Thursday every other month and always includes a hot Female Stripper) ➜ PLUS – Expect regular entertainment!! Drink, dance, be merry.. and let us entertain you! ➜ Plus we have some works planned, to improve your clubbing experience.. ➜ Our sound system is due to be upgraded. ➜ Lights and effect units will continue to grow, as we add new technology to enhance your night. ➜ The toilets are due a make-over and will be decorated in due course. ➜ And we have listened to your feedback and have scrapped the ‘ queuing system’ in favour of opening the back bar of Champers, also as an all inclusive bar on Saturdays (plus hot food will be available from midnight). 210 in 2010!! Yes the place to be in 2010 is Club 2,Ten 2,Ten Team x

AT A GLANCE GUIDE TO WHATS ON THIS W/END @ CHAMPERS & CLUB 2,TEN (W/E 10th JAN)

★ WEDNESDAY ★ CHAMPERS – Open from 1pm till midnight CLUB 2,TEN – Open from 11pm till as late as 4am, All Inclusive Bar All night!! – Plus Cabaret from AMBER DEXTROUS @ MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!! (Amber has since cancelled due to being snowed in, but will be with us in a couple of weeks) Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £550!!! __________________________________ ______________________ ★ THURSDAY ★ CHAMPERS - Karaoke with Miss Linda from 9pm – Plus play Linda’s Wheel of Fortune for extra special drinks deals!! __________________________________ ______________________ ★ FRIDAY ★ CHAMPERS – Open from 1pm till midnight CLUB 2,TEN – Open from 11pm – 4am with the amazing DJ Grex on the Decks!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to enter our free prize draw, by writing your name and telephone number on your entry ticket, for a chance of winning our CASH JACKPOT , which currently stands at £550!!! __________________________________ ______________________ ★ SATURDAY ★ CHAMPERS – Join Drag host Miss Linda for the pre-club party!! CLUB 2,TEN – Open from 11pm – 4am with Guest DJ Daniel Stone!! All Inclusive Bar All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus Access All Areas, 2 rooms, 2 all inc. Bars, hot food from midnight, heated/sheltered smoking area. __________________________________ ______________________ >> DATES FOR YOUR DIARY<< FRIDAY 15TH JAN – WENDY KANE (Champers) FRIDAY 29TH JAN – WENDY KANE (Champers) SUNDAY 31ST JAN – CC SWAN PRISCILLA QOTD SHOW (Champers) SUNDAY 31ST JAN - £10 ALL INCLUSIVE SUNDAY (2,TEN) SUNDAY 14TH FEB – CERI DUPREE VALENTINES SHOW (L&Ls Show Bar) SUNDAY 28TH FEB – JANUARY REES (L&Ls Show Bar) __________________________________ _______________________ ★ CLUB 2,TEN IS A SAFE ENVIROMENT FOR THE GAY COMMUNITY and we take your safety seriously: Club 2,Ten is a gay club and we cater soley for the gay community. It is run by gay people, for gay people. In Club 2,Ten you can be yourself, without having to worry about attracting the 'wrong kind of attention'. Whilst we welcome everybody with the 'right attitude', we are not a 'mixed' venue and any customers entering who show signs of having the wrong attitude are refused entry. IF YOU EVER EXPERIENCE A PROBLEM IN 2,TEN, INFORM OUR DOORSTAFF IMMEDIATLY AND THE PERSON WILL BE EJECTED PERMANENTLY.

CHAMPERS PRESENTS: WENDY KANE - FRIDAY 29TH JANUARY

CHAMPERS PRESENTS: WENDY KANE - FRIDAY 15TH JANUARY

AT A GLANCE GUIDE TO WHATS ON THIS W/END @ CHAMPERS & CLUB 2,TEN (W/E 27th DEC)

We would like to take this opportunity to wish all our customers a very Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year and would like to Thank you for your custom and support in 2009 and we look forward to serving you in 2010. ★ CHRISTMAS EVE ★ JANUARY REES!! Plus top entertainment from vocalist ‘Just Jo’ Hosted by Lucy Lou & Miss Linda. Showtime from 9pm __________________________________ ________________________________ ★ CHRISTMAS DAY ★ Champers is open 11am-2.30pm and reopens at 6pm till late __________________________________ ________________________________ ★ BOXING DAY ★ Join Drag hosts Lucy & Linda for the pre-club party!! >>THEN AFTER IN CLUB 2,TEN: THE BIG ONE! Access All Areas with DJ Stevie D ➟ AND WE ARE ALL INCLUSIVE TILL 4AM! £12 b4 Midnight/£15 After __________________________________ ________________________________ ★ BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY ★ Christmas Karaoke >> THEN AFTER IN CLUB 2,TEN: ‘Cheesy Disco’ with DJ Grex, plus Free Bar All Night £10 Entry __________________________________ ________________________________ >> DATES FOR YOUR DIARY<< FRIDAY 15TH JANUARY – WENDY KANE FRIDAY 29TH JANUARY – WENDY KANE SUNDAY 31ST JANUARY – CC SWAN PRISCILLA QOTD SHOW (Champers) SUNDAY 14TH FEBRUARY – CERI DUPREE VALENTINES SHOW (L&Ls Cabaret Bar)

A CHRISTMAS POEM FROM CHAMPERS..

Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the club, Everybody felt excited, even the mouse. With Lucy at the whore house, And Greco smoking grass, I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass! When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter, I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter! When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be my Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the fcuker had fell! He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer, And a big rubber dick for my brother, another queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, Come out tonight for One Hell of a Night!